If You're Reading This You're Probably Awesome.♥

i got a little carried away with the clipping tool thingie...... oh well

there are only two people in this world who really know me and one of them has forgotten
 

 
You only talked to me when you needed something. You always let me down. Your constant lies had me fooled. Your words like Splenda, sweet but fake. You turned away before I could even say "good bye"
You forgot about the past and in doing so, fucked up the present.
 

no, this is not some crappy, meaningless poem (i dont even consider this a poem, it only took me a few seconds to "write") Its simply what runs through my head when I see you.

for paisley :}

Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
 
kinda. not really. im still trying to find the right person
 
When was the last time you changed in front of someone?
 
p.e. on wednesday and at the strip club friday night ( i work street corners tuesday, come find me)
 
Are you wearing anything that belongs to someone else?
 
just my moms thong. joking...that would be nasty....
 
What is your hair like at the moment?
 
down, speaking of my hair i need to wash it
 
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
 
well shes my bestfriend so chya
 
Are you one of those people who are always cold?
 
well ya...i sorta live in antarctica
 
Who was the last male you talked to?
 
my dad like...a minute ago? oh and this guy with a ski mask thats trying to scratch through my screen
 
Why did you last laugh?
 
some worker at best buy was yelling at me and sarah because we were being hooligans and giving birth in the middle of the store
 
Have you been to a baby shower?
 
nope. id be too tempted to eat the baby
 
Do you have your future children's names picked out?
 
not really? but i like the name jude for a guy. but at the same time i hate it :P
 
Have you kissed anyone in '09 that actually meant anything?
 
just the mirror. they call me narcissistic...pssht! whatever that means
 
Your best friend randomly starts hating you. What do you do?
 
throw eggs at them and jump on their back screaming "ride on, you scandalous mule!"
 
Does it make you mad when people stare at you?
 
nope. they do it all the time so im pretty used to it
 
What's something that bothers you about
girls?
 
they cause too much drama.
 
How many piercings do you have?
 
just ear peircings. i kinda like belly peircings but their really hard to take care of
 
Have you ever been called beautiful?
 
yep. but i think pretty much all of us have once in our lives
 
Would you ever quit a bad habit for someone?
 
ya maybe
 
When's the last time you were confused about someone?
 
right now honey buns!
 
A random person yells to you "aybaybay." You....
 
bark madly at them and start foaming from the mouth
 
Would you consider painting your bedroom purple?
 
agh no. i accept my room for who it is :D the best weenys are roasted on a burning house <3
 
Are you flexible?
 
i guess you could say so *lifts leg up in air and licks cat butt*
reooww
 
Was your mom a cheerleader?
 
bahahahhaha nooooooo
 
you have any tatoos?
 
i huggggeee one on my arm muscle of a heart with an arrow going through it with 'mom' on it

Im sorry you haven't gone through puberty yet, but really, violence is not the answer!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
 
"Zachary stepped out of the corridor in the jail behind the sheriff"
 
what the heck...? this isn't even my book.
 
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
 
an urban outfitters shopping bag
 
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
 
uhhhh.....
 
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
 
PARTY TIME!
 
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
 
bed time :p
 
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
 
musica!
 
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
 
a few hours ago. i was dancing in the rain
 
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
 
facebook-eth
 
9. What are you wearing?
 
wouldn't you like to know?
 
10. Did you dream last night?
 
ya. a shark wearing a long sleeve red shirt bit my hand and wouldn't let go so i had to tickle him, oh and a pack of wild old men attacked me cus they wanted to steal my cat
 
11. When did you last laugh?
 
a few minuted ago >:D
 
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
 
various pages from fashion magazines
 
13. Seen anything weird lately?
 
just myself but what else is new?
 
14. What do you think of this quiz?
 
ehh...cupcakes
 
15. What is the last film you saw?
 
last movie? mean girls for the bajillionth time
 
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
 
a group of scientist that can create a new unicorn species, then i'd buy a giant stuffed orangutan, some crime fighting boots, a body suit and matching cape

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
 
I write with my left hand.
 
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
 
I would make all the boring old people involved in politics grow Abraham Lincoln beards, paint their nails a lovely shade of purple-sparkly and make it a requirement to learn the mexican hat dance
 
19. Do you like to dance?
 
like no ones watching! >:}
 
20. George Bush:
 
oh you crotchety little baby you!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
 
daughter.
 
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
 
son. or Gertrude. either one works
 
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
 
gahhh....
 
24. what was the highlight of your day?
 
seeing a bunch of sexy private school guys sing in front of crate&barrel

strong.confident.brave.outside
 
weak..insecure.lonely.different.inside
 
underneath every shiny exterior is someone else, someone you least expected. hiding behind the image of what they wish were reality. Don't try to live up to anybody elses expectations but your own and never take no for an answer. love like there's no tomorrow and live everyday like is your last.

live in the moment.
 
yay! i finally finished an old draft!

one of my favorite Time Walker photographs :}